"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
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