i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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