please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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