i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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