ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
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