Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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