I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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