Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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