whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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