Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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