She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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