I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
why is half of my head shaved?
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
Randomize
