I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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