I heard we made out
3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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