normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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