How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
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