My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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