dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
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