I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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