Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I stole a fireplace last night.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
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