id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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