She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
The feeling are messing with the penis
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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