Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
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