so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
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