oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
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