i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
Randomize
