Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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