we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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