Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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