Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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