North Korea, Best Korea!
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
Randomize
