You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
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