walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
We had to coat check the pizza.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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