Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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