my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
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