I think my fart just growled at me.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Randomize
