even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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