I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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