Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
I just blew my weed a kiss
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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