that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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