I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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