sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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