Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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