'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
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