i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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