I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
i just bought a vibrator and the cashier says "have fun with that." i didnt realise what he said so i responded "you too." and then he gave me his number...
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
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