piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
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