"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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