Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
Randomize
