you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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